Ten Minute Podcast

Your father loves you very much and even though he did not vote for the president, he is the president now. You should have endorsed Burt Snooker, unless you would rather be some kind of strawberry coffee, pozzle fozz wazzler, fudger folder on your banana phone.

Direct download: EverybodysDadAndTwoFuzzWizzlers.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:58 AM

Each of the guys discuss who they would like replace the other two with.

Direct download: Replacements.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:58 AM

A year after our Girls Love Fall So Much episode, Chris maintains that girls still love fall so much. Will agrees. Bryan farts. That has nothing to do with the episode, by the way. He just farts. At the beginning. Awful. Every few episodes, and seemingly more and more frequently, Bryan farts. Right into the mic. Anyway, yeah, fall.

Direct download: PumpkinSpice.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:11 AM

After over a month apart, the guys reunite and just sorta talk about the beach. But also, what are they even talking about? Haha. Anyway. Ha.

Direct download: TheMostBeach.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:38 AM

Will shares previously unheard clips from a really REALLY terrible episode that never aired.

Direct download: WorstOfTMPfive.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:38 AM

Chris gets captured by Vietnamese river pirates but they neglect to confiscate his phone so he calls in and just hold on a second...

Direct download: ChrisConundrum.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00 AM

Talk radio fans in the Upstate New York area know former open mic comic, David Greco, from his sidekick work on over 590 different talk radio shows and podcasts. A journeyman plumber based in Schenectady, New York, Greco sits in for Will for a third time and brings his unique brand of professional podcast sidekick quips, jokes, humor, whatnots, hilarity, jape and walla walla back to TMP. Oh and it bears mentioning, Bryan farts in this one… so yeah… he keeps doing that.

Direct download: MoreDavidGreco.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00 AM

Do not fear and may you never be forced to sign the bad papers. Chris and Will discuss death. Also, Will comes very close to angering Chris. And also, Will definitely bores Chris. Oh and also, good thing Bryan missed this one.

Direct download: BeyondTheStop.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme sit in for the guys and talk about their new dog.

Direct download: ArnieAndJCVDsDog.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00 AM

There is nothing Bryan loves more than his kids. Nothing. Chris takes offense to this, Will is fine with it and wants to fight Bryan for no real reason, Bryan wants to fight Will for the same reason and Chris tries to keep the peace, despite being offended by the whole loving kids more than him thing.

Direct download: WwwwayMore.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:00 AM